I just paid my bills and I have $150 to my name as of today. Now, I don’t know if I’m supposed to pay my grandmother in advance for the first month’s rent, or if I’m going to get saved by the kindness of her heart or what, but whatever happens, I’m definitely screwed during the move in.

I know what you might be thinking, Tom. You’re thinking, why is it that I said i was only going to talk about video games, and now i’m talking about money and moving. Well, it’s simple really. On top of the whole rent and moving expenses, i need to worry about getting my hands on a copy of Super Smash Brothers Brawl.

The game comes out this weekend and it’s all kyle and I have been talking about…kinda, and we’re bother super stoked to get our hands on it. The problem today is that I have no idea if i have or don’t have the money to get it. My girlfriend said she’d loan me money if I needed it…but I don’t want to be that boyfriend. But then again, it is Brawl, and I hardly ever treat myself.

The bottom line is thus: I need to get that game. I need to. So, I guess I’m going to…even if I have to kill a man.   Here are a list of people I might kill to get this game:

Miss America

Mr. Universe

The bank

Mostly, I’m looking forward to playing as Pitt and Bowser. I’ll be pwning with pitt.

Too bad I can’t play as hannah montana. I’m hurtin’ for hannah.

You just got served, via server.

The title of this blog is not being used anywhere else as a title of a blog, just as a subject. This might not seem like a problem, but it lead to hiccups when searching our name. It is for this reason that I propose radical change on the Internet to secure our identity.

Since this is a relatively new blog and they were here first, we can simply go out and copyright the name. You can’t just move into someone’s house, even if they don’t care about it as much as you. If that were the case, homeless people wouldn’t be homeless and rich people wouldn’t be home…ists….people…

The Internet is like the Wild West, and I don’t mean giant robot spider vs. will smith, I mean there are no rules. It’s Thunderdome. Two men enter, one man leaves, only there about 1.1 billion people, and they don’t necessarily have to leave. Battling for your rights to have something someone else has on the Internet isn’t an easy thing to do. But I have a plan to do it.

In the old west, if someone came into town, and they were bigger than you, they could take whatever they wanted from you, and you couldn’t do a thing about it- except dual. At high noon, in the longest and most popular dirt road in town, you would take up pistols and prepare to draw. It is at this moment that I challenge the following bloggers to a dual:

Kay from “Seriocity” (http://seriocity.blogspot.com/2007/02/all-your-blog-are-belong-to-us.html)

Marc from “Marc’s WoW” (badanimal3.blogspot.com/2006/06/all-your-blog-are-belong-to-us.html)

Tanner Morrison from “Tannermorrison.com” (http://tannerm.wordpress.com/2006/04/14/all-your-blog-are-belong-to-us/)

Let it be known, all THEIR blog will soon belong to us, and they will serve as an example to all future AllYourBloggers.

You have 48 hours to comply.

You just got served, via server.