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Cable Ready

By Player 2 ⋅ April 19, 2008 ⋅ Post a comment

Let’s do this.
For the first time in my life, i have cable. Ok, that’s kind of untrue. When i was about 10, my dad started stealing cable like most lower-middle class apartment dwellers did in the mid 90’s. Unfortunately, my father’s conscious got the best of him and he decided that freaking out every time […]

I cannot understand what people are thinking

By Player 1 ⋅ April 18, 2008 ⋅ Post a comment

So I finally got to watch the debate since stupid abc held it till the morning. and I get to the part about the candidates ideas for middle east policies and cannot believe what I am hearing Hilary saying. Basically, with regards to Iran, nuclear weapons, and Israel, her plan is to get all of […]

No sir, you are crazy; about politics.

By Player 1 ⋅ March 7, 2008 ⋅ Post a comment

a recent AIM conversation I had with a fellow allyourblogger: Now Im Jesus: also in a completely unrelated tangent, dont listen to the news about the democratic primaries.Now Im Jesus: obamas the nomineeNow Im Jesus: theres no way for hilary to make up the number of delegates shes behind by. WordsAreLike: lol what the fuck hahahaWordsAreLike: this […]

Unbreakable, Unstoppable, Unpractical

By Player 2 ⋅ January 4, 2008 ⋅ Post a comment

So, I’m no scientist, but I have a question. Remember that movie, UNBREAKABLE? Yeah, that movie where the one guy is super fragile and figures someone’s got to be the opposite and he finds this guy who actually IS unbreakable. Well, why is it that this is not true?

Mother […]

New Years and misadventures

By Player 1 ⋅ January 2, 2008 ⋅ Post a comment

Did you know that “misadventure” can be an official cause of death? They use it for things people do to themselves that any normal (read: not a total idiot) person would know not to do. At this time I also find it impossible to not notice that its currently 12:04 on January 2. New Years is over. […]

Irrational

By Player 1 ⋅ December 27, 2007 ⋅ Post a comment

In my dreams recently, I find myself with an intense and irrational fear of any height. Anything that isn’t level ground presents a problem to me. And even worse than that is my dreams seemed to have realized this and are actively messing with me. Lets say I leave my house to get a two-scoop […]

The USA Took My Baby Away

By Player 2 ⋅ December 25, 2007 ⋅ 2 comments

So, I said I had some more to talk about, and now I guess I will. I wanted to se ehow things turned out before I wrote about it.

So, in order to work as a teacher in the state of California, one has to swear to the Oath of Allegiance It goes […]

Shirt (plus) pants

By Player 1 ⋅ December 7, 2007 ⋅ 2 comments

I find myself having to constantly tuck my shirt back in like 30 times a day and I never think about doing it until the last possible second and as such it is always a hurried job. Ever since I landed this tucked-in-shirt requiring job I’ve had this problem, and from day 1 I’ve […]