Unbreakable, Unstoppable, Unpractical

So, I’m no scientist, but I have a question. Remember that movie, UNBREAKABLE? Yeah, that movie where the one guy is super fragile and figures someone’s got to be the opposite and he finds this guy who actually IS unbreakable. Well, why is it that this is not true?

Mother […]

Damn, it feels good to be a gangsta.

So I woke up this morning with about 10 alerts on my phone. My phone does this thing, I’m not sure if all phones do it, but my old one didn’t, so I’ll just give you the rundown. Basically, every missed call, missed text, voice mail message, alarm- whatever, everything I don’t respond […]

My exgirlfriend broke up with me two weeks ago.  Her Christmas gift came in the mail today.
…ouch.
Bummer City.  Population, me.

The USA Took My Baby Away

So, I said I had some more to talk about, and now I guess I will. I wanted to se ehow things turned out before I wrote about it.

So, in order to work as a teacher in the state of California, one has to swear to the Oath of Allegiance It goes […]

It Stinks

So, I hate the holidays, and not for any of the reasons you might think.  It’s not because I have to spend all my money.  I actually like giving gifts and all that jazz.  It’s not because of the Christmas specials taking over the TV.  I enjoy watching Jimmy Stewart travel to alternate dimensions.  What […]

Something Wicked This Way Comes

So, I wrote a whole thing about how I’m at work at seven in the morning on a Saturday, but when I reread it over to myself even I didn’t want to finish. Often times people who write blogs aren’t aware that their lives aren’t interesting to anyone but themselves, and I’ll bet if […]

Saab Story

So, Saab is “born from jets.” See, when two jets love each other, the boy jet and the girl jet-
NO!
That’s not right at all. Basically, all they’re saying is that people who make jets make cars and call them Saab. So, I’ve been wondering what would happen if different kinds of people […]

All YOUR blog are belong to us.

I did a little research and found that there are other “All Your Blog Are Belong to Us”’s online. Yes, I know, it’s silly. How can all of your blog belong to two or more different groups of people? It […]

An Open Letter to Nintendo: Smash Bro.s

Dear Nintendo,
Wasssssssap?!?! My name is Joe, and i’m a BIG fan (250 pounds, 5 foot 11). I’ve enjoyed playing many of your games over the years, and of the most amazing has been Super Smash Bro.s and Super Smash Bro.s Melee. I’ll admit that at first i was skeptical about how […]

Player Two Has Joined the Game

Writing your first post is kind of silly, but it needs to be done. It’s like the bottom level in Jenga; you need it there to build on, but no one’s going to be pulling from it. I guess what i’m saying is that no matter what i write here, no one’s going […]