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A Life Without Smash Brothers: Day 4

By Player 2 ⋅ March 13, 2008 ⋅  Email this post ⋅  Print this post ⋅ Post a comment

Its been four days since Smash Brothers was released on Saturday night/Sunday morning. I remain strong, however spirits are plummeting and I find myself wondering how long my will may hold.

I’ve played it at Kyle’s. There is absolutely nothing wrong with that game. I have yet to play anything beyond the basic brawling of 4 characters on the screen, but there isn’t much more that I need to see. Everything I hoped for has become real and that makes me so happy. Even characters I thought were going to be a waste of space (Diddy Kong) are fun to use. The whole game is amazing.

Even the worst character EVER, Wario, is fun to use on some level. I mean, he’s annoying to even see on the screen, and he moves around like a tank over choppy water, but it works some how, on some strange level, this blemish is beautiful, like Cindy’s mole or the librarian’s bun.

I’ve been trying to work out my budget over the next few months, but due to about a million road blocks and torturous menacing turns of events, I am on a very tight budget until May. I’m moving into a new house and I’m changing jobs at just the right moment to miss a pay period almost entirely. That means I’m on a budget of about $150 a month to pay for food and fun as well as other stuff for my girlfriend and good times with friends.

Basically, I need to wait for my tax return to get Smash Brothers. I figure I’ll buy that and a PS3. Why not a 360? Let me sum it up in two words for you, Failure Rate. Oh and HD-DVD is dead. There’s another reason.

But I digress. Day 4 is coming to an end, and if I can just hold on until next month, I might be able to get the game. Pray for me.

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