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Unbreakable, Unstoppable, Unpractical

By Player 2 ⋅ January 4, 2008 ⋅ Post a comment

So, I’m no scientist, but I have a question. Remember that movie, UNBREAKABLE? Yeah, that movie where the one guy is super fragile and figures someone’s got to be the opposite and he finds this guy who actually IS unbreakable. Well, why is it that this is not true?

Mother […]

By The Hax ⋅ January 4, 2008 ⋅ Post a comment

I may have a wart on my foot. How this strange painful bump got on my foot I do not know, but I’m assuming it attached itself there whilst i was sleeping. There’s just no other reasonable explanation.

New Years and misadventures

By Player 1 ⋅ January 2, 2008 ⋅ Post a comment

Did you know that “misadventure” can be an official cause of death? They use it for things people do to themselves that any normal (read: not a total idiot) person would know not to do. At this time I also find it impossible to not notice that its currently 12:04 on January 2. New Years is over. […]

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