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All YOUR blog are belong to us.

By Player 2 ⋅ December 2, 2007 ⋅  Email this post ⋅  Print this post ⋅ Post a comment

I did a little research and found that there are other “All Your Blog Are Belong to Us”’s online. Yes, I know, it’s silly. How can all of your blog belong to two or more different groups of people? It can’t. It really can’t.

The title of this blog is not being used anywhere else as a title of a blog, just as a subject. This might not seem like a problem, but it lead to hiccups when searching our name. It is for this reason that I propose radical change on the Internet to secure our identity.

Since this is a relatively new blog and they were here first, we can simply go out and copyright the name. You can’t just move into someone’s house, even if they don’t care about it as much as you. If that were the case, homeless people wouldn’t be homeless and rich people wouldn’t be home…ists….people…

The Internet is like the Wild West, and I don’t mean giant robot spider vs. will smith, I mean there are no rules. It’s Thunderdome. Two men enter, one man leaves, only there about 1.1 billion people, and they don’t necessarily have to leave. Battling for your rights to have something someone else has on the Internet isn’t an easy thing to do. But I have a plan to do it.

In the old west, if someone came into town, and they were bigger than you, they could take whatever they wanted from you, and you couldn’t do a thing about it- except dual. At high noon, in the longest and most popular dirt road in town, you would take up pistols and prepare to draw. It is at this moment that I challenge the following bloggers to a dual:

Kay from “Seriocity” (http://seriocity.blogspot.com/2007/02/all-your-blog-are-belong-to-us.html)

Marc from “Marc’s WoW” (badanimal3.blogspot.com/2006/06/all-your-blog-are-belong-to-us.html)

Tanner Morrison from “Tannermorrison.com” (http://tannerm.wordpress.com/2006/04/14/all-your-blog-are-belong-to-us/)

Let it be known, all THEIR blog will soon belong to us, and they will serve as an example to all future AllYourBloggers.

You have 48 hours to comply.

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