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Ajubidistan..?

By The Hax ⋅ December 8, 2007 ⋅  Email this post ⋅  Print this post ⋅ Post a comment

Hello!
Last night after getting off from work I proceeded to get very drunk at Kyle’s apartment. This isn’t in actuality very relevant except for the fact that I fell into a drunken stupor that led to me having one of the most bizarre dreams that I can remember in recent history. Come along with me whilst I try and dredge through the mystery of my Id.
From what I can remember I was busy working at a large warehouse in the mountains. This is only an assumption though since I never left this building but based on the fact that it very closely resembled a ski lodge i will say we were in the mountains. Hopefully you concur. Well, in this warehouse everyone got along quite well and many people from real life job made cameos. Now the strange part of the dream was that there were some other people making cameos too. such as Santa Claus. Well, as everyone worked I came to the realization that I could control people with my mind, sort of. It was more like I worked for the Devil and by his will I could infiltrate peoples minds and bend there will to evil, and for the sake of efficiency I did. To a lot of people. I didn’t do it to everyone. So this is where we were split into two factions. The Lord of the Flies and Me on one side and Santa Claus and the non-corrupted workers on the other. Until of course the moment I looked into the eyes of a poor bedraggled coworkers red-tinged eyes as I sent him on a mission to fill orders. You could say that I had a change of heart. So, I decided that what I happened to be doing was wrong. But, man, Santa Claus was such a pain in my ass I couldn’t very well be good. So, I had a slight falling out with my evil coworkers. And that’s when the mail call happened, and in the mail were airplane tickets. And my job was sending us to the Middle East. And not just anywhere. We were supposed to go to very remote part of Ajubidistan. What the hell Ajubidistan is remains a complete mystery to me, but it was far flung and surrounded by desert. It may have been in Africa. And the flights all left around Nine A.M. the next day. And Kyle, I don’t know when or how Kyle showed up but he did, and myself were trying to figure out where we were going by looking at maps they had sent with our plain tickets. So everyone was showing us their maps but it was  impossible since they were all different. All we could garner was that we landed in this small outpost and we couldn’t drive directly to the new warehouse. And that’s when I couldn’t stop wondering why my company would be trying to start a pharmaceutical warehouse so far away in such a remote location. That’s when i woke up.
So, my take on this is that I feel resentful for the position my job puts me in while I am in supervisor training. And they make god awful demands on me. Or maybe my boss really is secretly the Devil and I just hate Christmas more than I previously realized. Not sure.