Damn, it feels good to be a gangsta.

So I woke up this morning with about 10 alerts on my phone. My phone does this thing, I’m not sure if all phones do it, but my old one didn’t, so I’ll just give you the rundown. Basically, every missed call, missed text, voice mail message, alarm- whatever, everything I don’t respond […]

Irrational

In my dreams recently, I find myself with an intense and irrational fear of any height. Anything that isn’t level ground presents a problem to me. And even worse than that is my dreams seemed to have realized this and are actively messing with me.  Lets say I leave my house to get a two-scoop […]

My exgirlfriend broke up with me two weeks ago.  Her Christmas gift came in the mail today.
…ouch.
Bummer City.  Population, me.

The USA Took My Baby Away

So, I said I had some more to talk about, and now I guess I will. I wanted to se ehow things turned out before I wrote about it.

So, in order to work as a teacher in the state of California, one has to swear to the Oath of Allegiance It goes […]

It Stinks

So, I hate the holidays, and not for any of the reasons you might think.  It’s not because I have to spend all my money.  I actually like giving gifts and all that jazz.  It’s not because of the Christmas specials taking over the TV.  I enjoy watching Jimmy Stewart travel to alternate dimensions.  What […]

Found conversations in my everyday

If abstinence works so well then how do you explain where Jesus came from?

Old sayings are unfounded

Have you ever heard the saying “you can catch more flies with honey than with vinegar?” Sounds legit right? Conventional wisdom would tell you that the sweetness of honey would undoubtedly get you the attention of more flies than you would with the harsh not at all sweet taste of vinegar. But you would be wrong. Honey, […]

hold music

She said “can you hold please?” and I said, “sure” Then for the next 5 min I listened to Everybody hurts by R.E.M. and wondered why anybody would pick this as the song to make you wait to.

Concern For My Self Wells Up Within Me

I woke up at 3PM.

Guitar Hero 3+mario tattoo

I am currently rockin out, with my mario out.