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Archive for November, 2007

An Open Letter to Nintendo: Smash Bro.s

Dear Nintendo,
Wasssssssap?!?! My name is Joe, and i’m a BIG fan (250 pounds, 5 foot 11). I’ve enjoyed playing many of your games over the years, and of the most amazing has been Super Smash Bro.s and Super Smash Bro.s Melee. I’ll admit that at first i was skeptical about how […]

Player Two Has Joined the Game

Writing your first post is kind of silly, but it needs to be done. It’s like the bottom level in Jenga; you need it there to build on, but no one’s going to be pulling from it. I guess what i’m saying is that no matter what i write here, no one’s going […]

Church of Scientogy…

So today my job took me to the sleepy little town of Pasadena. As I made my way down Del Mar Ave. I found myself driving behind a white truck with black words painted on the tailgate. They read, and I quote, ”im sorry but no. church of scientogy? sound the same as cult to me. […]

Everybody’s a funny guy…

So there I was, about an hour into my job at a clients office, and as I’m walking down the hall one of the managers is walking back in the opposite direction. As we cross paths he lays this little gem on me, “So we should probably put you on the payroll, huh?” An entirely unoriginal […]

please press start…

Just somewhere to start. you have got to have a starting place so when you come back to read them all you know where to go.