Ok, Tom, I promised you a blog about the Resident Evil movie/game cross over, and here it is.
When I first played Resident Evil, I lost my trash. I was jumping in my seat, squirming on the ground, covering my eyes, and [...]
Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able, and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him god. -Epicurus #
I may have a wart on my foot. How this strange painful bump got on my foot I do not know, but I'm assuming it attached itself there whilst i was sleeping. There's just no other reasonable explanation. #
My exgirlfriend broke up with me two weeks ago. Her Christmas gift came in the mail today.
...ouch.
Bummer City. Population, me. #
If abstinence works so well then how do you explain where Jesus came from? #
She said "can you hold please?" and I said, "sure" Then for the next 5 min I listened to Everybody hurts by R.E.M. and wondered why anybody would pick this as the song to make you wait to. #